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Brrr...it's pretty cold out there this evening. I'm so cold I'm wearing my violet hat indoors. Well after wrestling with a jar of tomato sauce I have to admit it kicked my butt. I couldn't open it for nothing. I'm hungry, but raviolli's without sauce? Now Way!
Yes, I grabbed it in a headlock, tried running the lid under hot water and tapping it (which usually works) even tried walking into other parts of the house (yes, totally irrational) thinking that by some miracle the stupid jar would open.
Even the raviolli's are revolted that I can't open the darn jar. The temptation to seek out my brother, who I haven't seen in weeks, and ask him to open it is great. Let me run in the kitchen and give it one more try. Hold on...nope the dang jar still hasn't open. The raviolli's stare at me in disbelief like surfers who suddenly realize they don't have an ocean to surf in. Just an fyi Caputos in Oak Park has the best raviolli's. So now winter's artic winds and raviolli famine has descended upon me. Will someone please open this damn jar!!
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Ah, remember the blister i got from trying to open a gatorade bottle.
You hilarious yes!! You should blog about that. It was hilarious.
On my way!
uh oh
Sorry, I guess I'm too late, he he he...
Chipotle Ravioli, that sounds yummie.
Did you try asking the tomato sauce lid if it could 'please, pretty please' cooperate?
I confess I was ready to hurl it at the wall, but than I would have to go out in the cold to buy a new one:(
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