Smells Like Smoke

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This morning I went to go pick up my clothes from the laundry mat. When I walk in a gust of cigarette smoke encases me. Of course this pisses me off. Why bother washing clothes if knuckle heads with no cigarette etiquette sit there chain smoking and me and the clothes end up smelling like someone's lung cancer. This is the second laundry mat I've gone to that allows people to smoke. It's one of my HUGE pet peeves. I might as well be doing laundry at the Double Door (local bar) on a Friday night.

Scene from the Amused Corners of the Mind:

Hey lady, put that shit out before I rip your lungs out and use it as a Christmas ornament!

She refuses and puts five more cigarettes in her mouth and lights up. Raises an eyebrow at me and gives me the finger.

In classic ninja style I lunge through the air and fly kick the cigarettes out of her mouth.

Feeling satisfied I am about to walk away when out of the corner of my eye I see a laundrymat cart coming at me a hundred miles an hour. I duck out of the way.

She roars "Take that non-smoker!" By this time she has morphed into a chain smoker with super powers. Hurling menacing bottles of fabric softener in my direction.

By this time I'm pretty annoyed. Christmas ornament it is...to be continued.